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16 peli- ja videolinkkiä suomeksi, englanniksi ja arabiaksi sekä matikan vitsejä ja optisia harhoja.

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Matikan vitsit

  • Why was the Math book unhappy?    
It had too many problems !
 
  • How do you make seven an even number?    
Take the s out !
 
  • Why is 6 afraid of 7?    
Because 7 8 9 ! Seven ate nine !
 
  • What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?    
A middle school math problem!
 
  • What did one Math book say to the other?   
Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
 
  • If you got $10 from 10 people, what would you have?    
A new bike !
 
  • What did the circle say to the tangent line?    
Stop touching me.....
 
  • A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The mathematician replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."
 
  • Teacher: How much is half of 8
Pupil: Up and down or across ?
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Well,up and down makes it 3, but across the middle makes it 0.
  • Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Pupil: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
Teacher: Stop! Teacher points to another pupil - Now go on from there.
Pupil: Eight, nine, ten, Jack, Queen, King.
 
  • Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Pupil: One dollar.
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Pupil: You don't know my father !
 
  • A student wrote letter to his home:
Dear Dad!
This $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. Mathematic$, a$tronomy, and economic$ are the $ubject$ I like. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a po$t card, a$ I would love to $ee $ome word$ from you.
$end it to me $oon,
Your $on
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A week later he received a letter from home:
Dear Son!
I kNOw that trigoNOmetry, astroNOmy, and ecoNOmics are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and kNOw that NO one can ever learn eNOugh.